Timelords – The Manual

THE TIMELORDS

T H E
M A N U A L

(HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE THE EASY WAY)

THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU
REVEAL THEIR ZENARCHISTIC METHOD USED
IN MAKING THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPEN.

KLF 009B

1988 (YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONE)

THE MANUAL

(HOW TO HAVE A NUMBER ONE - THE EASY WAY)

TEXT BY:

LORD ROCK AND TIME BOY
A.K.A. THE TIMELORDS
A.K.A. ROCKMAN ROCK AND KINGBOY D.
A.K.A. THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU
A.K.A. THE JAMS
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